Best Breasts are Science!!

Science can explain the Perfect Breast

So the world of breast ogling has been given a scientific formula. Waht you all cry. Well aparently the breasts we all rate higher than any others is all down to science and not size. Well it is down to size really but its not a case of bigger is better.

Now hold on there before you all choke on your cornflakes. This is serious stuff. Apparently, accoridng to the boffin cosmetic surgeon who undertook the study (the poor soul had to look at thousands of pictures of topless women to define the best breast) we rate our favourite boobs according to how they feature in ratio to the rest of the body.

“The ideal is a 45 to 55 percent proportion – that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 percent from the top.” In other words the nipple is pointg slightly skywards, which explains why men are always talking to womens breasts. its due to the fact the nipple is pointing straight at them and saying "Oi, you, down here! Pay me some attention as I am to you!!"

Anyhow the long and short of it all is that the most perfect tits are those like Caprice Bourret (she came out top, but not out of her top!!) and the worst are those like Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham (she came bottom of the survey/test). Now my response to this is I'm not really surprised. This is how I see it. I'm no scientist and I along with countless others could have told you that Victoria "posh" Beckham had the worst tits in the world. She also has the worst of a whole host of other things which I wont go into here as I havent got 12 hours to list it all. I also dont need science to tell me Caprice has a nice rack, however I disagree that she has the best Breasts. I woudl give that honour to the Wonderfully georgeous and sexy Kelly Brook. So lets have a look at Kelly Brooks Breasts: