Shannon Elizabeth V Susan Ward

A Best Breasts Contest

In the Red corner we have Shannon Elizabeth. In the Blue Corner we have Susan Ward. But this is no fight, oh no its better than that. This is a competition to see whos got the best breasts.


Round 1:

This round will see who has the sexiest features in general to look at. In other words at first glance which sexy babe would you go for (unfortunately you can only choose one of them and not both!)



Here we see the sexy Shannon elizabeth in one of the scenes from American Pie. doesnt she look hot guys? But is it enough to choose her over the georgeous Susan Ward as shown below in a lovelly top. Ooh Perky!!



I personally think our winner here is the lucious Miss Ward

Round 2:
So now youve chosen which girl your taking home its now time to see who looks better in their nightwear. Now hold on tight for this one as it could be a bumpy ride!



So here we see that each of these sexy film babes are ripe and ready for bed and both look stunning. But as this is a contest which one looks better? I think I'm going to have to toss for this one. and the winner is Shannon Elizabeth. So thats one a piece for each of our girls. So what will the decider be...........



Onto Round 3:

The best round of any competition has to be the swimwear round and so here we go with our own little bikini round.





I dont even think we need to say who has won after viewing these photos. There is no doubt in my mind that, whilst both stars are very sexy and I wouldnt want to be ditching either of them, a winner has to be chosen and today its the Sexy Susan Ward.



So heres some more of our winner Susan Ward for good measure:





Look out for the next contest on Best Breasts

Leona Lewis Nude

Leona Lewis has Best Breasts

It has to be said that the new singing sensation sweeping the states of America and most likely the world is definately a contender for best breasts insertion. I mean there must be thousands of guys that would love to see Leona Lewis Nude. This girl has a great pair of lungs in more ways than one. Quite reminiscant of another best breasts favourite, Mariah Carey.

Lets take a look at these two belters a little more indepth.









So after all that tell me who has the best breasts. I think its hands down Mariah Carey but we all want to see both Leona Lewis and Mariah Carey Nude. However who has the best voice. Do I care. Is this a singing site. Nope. So stare and enjoy!

Best Breasts are Science!!

Science can explain the Perfect Breast

So the world of breast ogling has been given a scientific formula. Waht you all cry. Well aparently the breasts we all rate higher than any others is all down to science and not size. Well it is down to size really but its not a case of bigger is better.

Now hold on there before you all choke on your cornflakes. This is serious stuff. Apparently, accoridng to the boffin cosmetic surgeon who undertook the study (the poor soul had to look at thousands of pictures of topless women to define the best breast) we rate our favourite boobs according to how they feature in ratio to the rest of the body.

“The ideal is a 45 to 55 percent proportion – that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 percent from the top.” In other words the nipple is pointg slightly skywards, which explains why men are always talking to womens breasts. its due to the fact the nipple is pointing straight at them and saying "Oi, you, down here! Pay me some attention as I am to you!!"

Anyhow the long and short of it all is that the most perfect tits are those like Caprice Bourret (she came out top, but not out of her top!!) and the worst are those like Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham (she came bottom of the survey/test). Now my response to this is I'm not really surprised. This is how I see it. I'm no scientist and I along with countless others could have told you that Victoria "posh" Beckham had the worst tits in the world. She also has the worst of a whole host of other things which I wont go into here as I havent got 12 hours to list it all. I also dont need science to tell me Caprice has a nice rack, however I disagree that she has the best Breasts. I woudl give that honour to the Wonderfully georgeous and sexy Kelly Brook. So lets have a look at Kelly Brooks Breasts:

Best Breasts of Salma Hayek

Best Breasts in Hollywood Top 10 Continued - No. 3 Salma Hayek

So the count down of in touches top ten continues with Salma Hayek in the number 3 spot. Personally I disagree as I would have stuck a few others before this Latino Hollywood starlet. But its not my top 10 so its not my way. Any how here are some pics to show you all just how great big tits gets Salma into third spot.







Now there are lots of arguments about her breast size and how it has magically grown. Many believe she has had the old holywood cosmetic surgery but Our own miss Salma Hayek, one time lover of Tom Cruise, claims the 'growth to be down to prayer. Yes thats right folks, she claims that the power of prayer helped her tits grow to there present lovelly state. What she doesnt tell you is that she was praying for a good plastic surgeon!!!





Now it also has to be said that this hollywood celebrity is unique in the religious world and we're not just talking about her miraculous breast growth. No indeed, it transpires that a tribe in Africa, the Mandinka tribe of Gambia, to be presise worships the great assests of Salma Hayek. Yes that is correct. In case you thought you were seeing things here it is again. In Gambia, Africa, the Madinka Tribe worships Salma Hayek's breasts! But then again it seems alot of men around the world do the same for the Mexican starlett.

I wonder what the rest of the Top 10 have to offer?

still to come are:

Halle Berry;
Jessica Alba;
Tyra Banks;
Jennifer Love Hewitt;
Rebecca Romijn;
Lindsay Lohan; and
Brittany Murphy.
But dont forget you have already seen Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Simpson (if you havent you should!!)

All here on Best Breasts